I knew it was going to be a loser.
So I guess that means the next movie my wife drags me off to see will be "Sex In The City". Apparently, there were no guys at the London Premiere, except a few that looked too hot to be straight. I'm thinking of going disguised in a wig and a dress so people who see me in the lineup won't think I'm gay. I'll probably shave first.
Do any cars blow up? Is there any machine gun fire? A villain with weird hair and a cool scar? Somebody help me.
What I'll Be Up Against!