Sunday, December 23, 2007

Santa Killed In Test Flight! Sleigh Explodes, Xmas Cancelled!

Sorry kids. Sucks to be you.

7 comments:

Santa Claus said...

Dear Boys and Girls,

Please do not fret. This 'Sleigh Explosion' story was a hoax. I'm fine as are all of my reindeer. I'm looking forward to this Christmas Eve flight and I have every confidence that it will run as smoothly as always.

Love,
Santa Claus

Pope Benedict XVI said...

Let us all give thanks to the Lord that this pagan and demonic presence is no more.

Santa’s Dead Animals said...

Clearly this photo has been altered by those socialist goons at the CBC in an effort to demoralize the upstanding (“nice”) youth of our great country!

biff said...

Merry Christmas to BCL and all your regular posters.

May the celebration of the birth of Christ be a peaceful one, full of happiness and joy.

Anonymous said...

Happy Holidays to you biff.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance.

Anonymous said...

I guess we now know who the asshole was who sent out those nasty Santa letters . . .