Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Hell Exists, And The Food Is Shitty

...warned Pope Benedict yesterday. He also noted how difficult it was to find a decent masseuse. "Their hands there are calloused and quite indelicate," complained the pontiff.

Professor Agostino Paravicini Bagliani, a medieval history specialist at the University of Lausanne, Switzerland, agreed:

"The problem is not only that our sense of sin has declined, but also that the world wars and totalitarianisms of the 20th century created a hell on Earth as bad as anything we can imagine in the afterlife."

Yeah, tell me about it, grampa. My definition of Hell on Earth is a Motel 6 outside of Tuscson Ariz. when the hooker next door is working her way through a whole platoon from the local marine base.




Pope Benedict: The Service Here is Very Poor

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh, huh - using the hell, fire and brimstone to keep his flock in line - much like Harper.

It's called the "fear" strategy - much like Bush uses.

Ding dong Dion's a dud said...

or like Dion who needs to whip his caucus on non-issue bills.

Ya hell would be a Liberal caucus meeting where the stark, dark realization that they have picked a complete dud as a leader sinks in over the drone of his voice preaching to his captive flock.

Anonymous said...

Ding Dong - 14 years old maybe?

Perhaps there should be a computer feature that blocks children and/or immature attitudes.

I guess that would be most of the Tories.

Anonymous said...

You spelled Tucson wrong.

Ti-Guy said...

ding dong dion's a dud

Gotta admit, that one made me chuckle. Hey, BCL...I think your troll's on new meds.

Anonymous said...

Well done! Liberals seem to get quite a rise from insulting religion. Keep it up during the election, won't you?

bigcitylib said...

During the election and beyond, anon 3:47.

hey ho harper's a hoor said...

Well done! Liberals seem to get quite a rise from insulting religion. Keep it up during the election, won't you?

Freedom of expression, fascist.