A couple weeks ago I had my first encounter with Conservapedia, Andrew Schlafly's (Phyllis' son) attempt to produce a right-wing equivalent to wikipedia. At the time, I wrote:
[Conservapedia] looks like a hoot! I'm waiting for their article on masturbation to appear.
Well, it finally has...or at least it had. Search the term now and you get the following message:
This page has been deleted and protected to prevent re-creation
As you may know, the contributors to Conservapedia are a bunch of "home schooled" teenagers from families with far-right political views. Apparently, when this article first appeared, none of them got any work done for a week. They went all cross-eyed, started walking into things, and made those "ibibibibibibibibibibibibi' noises you make when you run your finger up and down over your lips and blow.
College is going to be a real eye-opener for this bunch.
(Note: a list of Conservapedia's other protected/deleted pages can be found here.)