Apparently, Kinsella's on a train to the convention, and he's sitting near some drunken young Liberals who've been cracking jokes about hookers, "retards", Italians, and penis sizes. Looks like he's set to Denounce when he gets reaches Montreal. He's done this kind of thing before with young Liberals, and the result is never nice. I can just imagine his next column: "reptilian", "evil"...every bad word Kinsella can summon.
Yo drunken young liberals, if you're reading this on one of your fancy PDA's, watch out for a mean looking bald guy! Also, settle down, if you're this pissed now you'll be asleep by dinner-time.